he year 2012 is supposed to result in a slew of natural disasters culminating in the end of the world (as we know it, or think we know it, as the case may be). We know this prediction is true because a bunch of savage, child sacrificing, jungle-dwelling Mayans2 prophesied it hundreds of years ago through their amazingly accurate calendar. Never mind that the date for Armageddon was originally set as December 24, 2011. We now know that these events will occur at exactly 11:11 GMT on December 21 2012, even though some Mayan predictions go all the way to 4772 A.D.3 Those Mayans really knew everything about astronomy, since their calendar consisted of 260-day periods, which we now know represents the true length of the solar year! According to the Mayan calendar, the "Great Cycle" equates with 5,125.36 years, which began on August 11, 3114 B.C. and ends in 2012. Unfortunately for the Maya (but maybe fortunately for us), they ended before their calendar.
Other prophesiers
The Maya were not the only people to predict the end of the world. Incan and Egyptian calendars, as well as with the prophecies of Nostradamus, Edgar Cayce (famous for predicting from 1958-1998 that a tilting of the Earth’s axis would result in "The earth will be broken up in the western portion of America. The greater portion of Japan must go into the sea."), and the I Ching, Hopi Indians, along with a slew of wackos have indicated that the apocalypse will occur in December 2012. Nostradamus predicted a great comet, Nibiru, would impact the Mediterranean on December 21, 2012 (or was it the year 1999? - close enough!).
Natural disasters
Not content with just one disaster at a time, 2012 will unleash the ultimate disaster movie - earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, hurricanes, tsunamis, floods, and droughts (at the same time and place!). These events are thought to be caused by a polar shift, enormous asteroids, violent solar activity (never mind that the Sun is now at its most quiet phase in recorded history), the emergence of Planet X or Nibiru, and the planetary alignment of Venus. Never mind that the next Venetian alignment is actually, on June 5-6, 2012, and that the alignment will produce a gravitational interaction on the order of your neighbor's Toaster Strudel. This is real science, man! The other probable causes of these disasters relate to the earth's precession, a 26,000 year cycle that just happens to coincide with the 12/21/2012 date (how it coincides we aren't sure, but we want to throw it in so that nothing is left out). In addition, our Solar System crosses in and out of the galactic plane every 33 million years. Coincidentally, the Sun will be at the exact center of the galactic plane on December 21, 2012 (or maybe it already happened 3 million years ago - but who's counting). At the same time, there will be a massive pole shift caused by the galactic alignment between the center of the galaxy and the Sun that will cause massive earthquakes, volcanoes, and tsunamis. What fun!
Government conspiracy
The really bad thing about 2012 is that the government knows everything about what is going to happen and they are keeping it from you. When Barack Obama talked about change, he wasn't kidding! In fact, they have set up a secret organization, including a secret website, the Institute for Human Continuity, to promote the continued survival of the human species after December 21, 2012. Among other things, the Institute is conducting a lottery to determine which humans will be selected to inhabit the subterranean cities in their "Operation Safe Haven." Surprisingly, the Institute has been operating since 1978, when they held their first Summit in in Timaru, New Zealand. You best get aboard while you can. Don't wait until 2012!
The real 2012 prophecy
Conspiracy?
In case you didn't get it, this page is satire. The "government conspiracy" websites are really a product of Sony Pictures to promote their movie. Some of my readers made me put in this disclaimer, since they didn't think that some of you could figure this out on your own. They just wanted to ruin all my fun!
Rich Deem
Since everybody else is making 2012 predictions, I thought I would throw mine into the mix. And here it is... The 2012 disasters are such good violence and mayhem that they would make the ultimate disaster movie. Hey, somebody needs to make a lot of money by taking from the ignorant interested people. Authors will write books and studios will make movies and the con artists will make lots of money - just like the good old days of Y2K.
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Yes, there will be earthquakes, volcanoes, floods and droughts in 2012, just as there are in every year. My 2012 prediction is that scammers will make a lot of money off gullible astute people. If you need to waste your money find more information on 2012, please click the junk resources below. Now, if I could only figure out how to use that Parmesan Chicken with Pasta Rags recipe from my GE newsletter in my new GE Dishwasher.
For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Experts agree the strongest earthquake in decades struck Southern California Sunday. With the severe magnitude of the 7.2 temblor, many are left wondering why there isn’t more damage in San Diego.
Apr 06, 2010 – Experts agree the strongest earthquake in decades struck Southern California Sunday.
With the severe magnitude of the 7.2 temblor, many are left wondering why there isn’t more damage in San Diego. Experts say it’s because the city was well-prepared.
“There are three components that have created a resilient community,” said Ron Lane, San Diego County’s director of emergency services. “A well-trained first responders system, a prepared citizenry and building codes that are made with earthquakes in mind. This was a good wake-up call for San Diego and I encourage San Diegans to think about what happened yesterday.”
San Diego State University geology professor and seismologist Kim Bak Olsen noted that geography played a major role in the relatively minor damage done in San Diego.
“If the 7.2.-magnitude earthquake happened right on the fault in the San Diego area, we would have seen a lot of damage, no doubt about it,” Olsen said. “It’s really a question of how far away buildings are from the fault.
Apr 06, 2010 – Experts agree the strongest earthquake in decades struck Southern California Sunday.
With the severe magnitude of the 7.2 temblor, many are left wondering why there isn’t more damage in San Diego. Experts say it’s because the city was well-prepared.
“There are three components that have created a resilient community,” said Ron Lane, San Diego County’s director of emergency services. “A well-trained first responders system, a prepared citizenry and building codes that are made with earthquakes in mind. This was a good wake-up call for San Diego and I encourage San Diegans to think about what happened yesterday.”
San Diego State University geology professor and seismologist Kim Bak Olsen noted that geography played a major role in the relatively minor damage done in San Diego.
“If the 7.2.-magnitude earthquake happened right on the fault in the San Diego area, we would have seen a lot of damage, no doubt about it,” Olsen said. “It’s really a question of how far away buildings are from the fault.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Real Earthquake Storms Caused By The Sun? Haiti, Chile, Next? Doomsday Warning 2012
Real Earthquake Storms Caused By The Sun? Haiti, Chile, Next? Doomsday Warning 2012
Real doomsday earthquake USA America destruction 2012
2010 Significant Earthquake and News Headlines Archive
# Magnitude 7.2 NEAR THE SOUTH COAST OF PAPUA, INDONESIA September 29, 2010
# Magnitude 6.2 NEAR THE SOUTH COAST OF PAPUA, INDONESIA September 29, 2010
# Magnitude 7.0 SOUTH ISLAND OF NEW ZEALAND September 03, 2010
# Magnitude 6.6 MARIANA ISLANDS REGION August 14, 2010
# Magnitude 6.9 MARIANA ISLANDS REGION August 13, 2010
# Magnitude 7.1 ECUADOR August 12, 2010
# Magnitude 7.3 VANUATU August 10, 2010
# Magnitude 4.8 WYOMING August 05, 2010
# Magnitude 7.0 NEW BRITAIN REGION, PAPUA NEW GUINEA August 04, 2010
# Magnitude 6.5 MORO GULF, MINDANAO, PHILIPPINES July 24, 2010
# Magnitude 7.4 MORO GULF, MINDANAO, PHILIPPINES July 23, 2010
# Magnitude 7.6 MORO GULF, MINDANAO, PHILIPPINES July 23, 2010
# Magnitude 7.3 MORO GULF, MINDANAO, PHILIPPINES July 23, 2010
# Magnitude 7.3 NEW BRITAIN REGION, PAPUA NEW GUINEA July 18, 2010
# Magnitude 6.9 NEW BRITAIN REGION, PAPUA NEW GUINEA July 18, 2010
# Magnitude 6.6 FOX ISLANDS, ALEUTIAN ISLANDS, ALASKA July 18, 2010
# Magnitude 3.4 POTOMAC-SHENANDOAH REGION July 16, 2010
# Magnitude 6.5 BIO-BIO, CHILE July 14, 2010
# Magnitude 5.4 SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA July 07, 2010
# Magnitude 6.2 OAXACA, MEXICO June 30, 2010
# Magnitude 6.7 SOLOMON ISLANDS June 26, 2010
# Magnitude 5.0 ONTARIO-QUEBEC BORDER REGION, CANADA June 23, 2010
# Magnitude 7.0 NEAR THE NORTH COAST OF PAPUA, INDONESIA June 16, 2010
# Magnitude 5.7 SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA June 15, 2010
# Magnitude 7.5 NICOBAR ISLANDS, INDIA REGION June 12, 2010
# Magnitude 7.1 VANUATU May 27, 2010
# Magnitude 5.8 PUERTO RICO May 16, 2010
# Magnitude 7.2 NORTHERN SUMATRA, INDONESIA May 09, 2010
# Magnitude 6.5 SOUTHEAST OF TAIWAN April 26, 2010
# Magnitude 4.9 UTAH April 15, 2010
# Magnitude 6.9 SOUTHERN QINGHAI, CHINA April 13, 2010
# Magnitude 6.3 SPAIN April 11, 2010
# Magnitude 6.8 SOLOMON ISLANDS April 11, 2010
# Magnitude 7.8 NORTHERN SUMATRA, INDONESIA April 06, 2010
# Magnitude 7.2 BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO April 04, 2010
# Magnitude 4.4 GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA, CALIFORNIA March 16, 2010
# Magnitude 6.7 OFFSHORE BIO-BIO, CHILE March 16, 2010
# Magnitude 6.5 NEAR THE EAST COAST OF HONSHU, JAPAN March 14, 2010
# HIGGINS, CHILE March 11, 2010
# Magnitude 6.1 EASTERN TURKEY March 08, 2010
# Magnitude 6.8 SOUTHERN SUMATRA, INDONESIA March 05, 2010
# Magnitude 6.6 OFFSHORE BIO-BIO, CHILE March 05, 2010
# Magnitude 8.8 OFFSHORE MAULE, CHILE February 27, 2010
# Magnitude 7.0 RYUKYU ISLANDS, JAPAN February 26, 2010
# Magnitude 6.9 CHINA-RUSSIA-NORTH KOREA BORDER REGION February 18, 2010
# Magnitude 3.8 ILLINOIS February 10, 2010
# Magnitude 5.9 OFFSHORE NORTHERN CALIFORNIA February 04, 2010
# Magnitude 6.2 BOUGAINVILLE REGION, PAPUA NEW GUINEA February 01, 2010
# Magnitude 5.9 HAITI REGION January 20, 2010
# Magnitude 4.0 OKLAHOMA January 15, 2010
# Magnitude 7.0 HAITI REGION January 12, 2010
# Magnitude 6.5 OFFSHORE NORTHERN CALIFORNIA January 10, 2010
# Magnitude 4.1 SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA, CALIFORNIA January 07, 2010
# Magnitude 6.8 SOLOMON ISLANDS January 05, 2010
# Magnitude 7.1 SOLOMON ISLANDS January 03, 2010
# Magnitude 6.6 SOLOMON ISLANDS January 03, 2010
Real doomsday earthquake USA America destruction 2012
2010 Significant Earthquake and News Headlines Archive
# Magnitude 7.2 NEAR THE SOUTH COAST OF PAPUA, INDONESIA September 29, 2010
# Magnitude 6.2 NEAR THE SOUTH COAST OF PAPUA, INDONESIA September 29, 2010
# Magnitude 7.0 SOUTH ISLAND OF NEW ZEALAND September 03, 2010
# Magnitude 6.6 MARIANA ISLANDS REGION August 14, 2010
# Magnitude 6.9 MARIANA ISLANDS REGION August 13, 2010
# Magnitude 7.1 ECUADOR August 12, 2010
# Magnitude 7.3 VANUATU August 10, 2010
# Magnitude 4.8 WYOMING August 05, 2010
# Magnitude 7.0 NEW BRITAIN REGION, PAPUA NEW GUINEA August 04, 2010
# Magnitude 6.5 MORO GULF, MINDANAO, PHILIPPINES July 24, 2010
# Magnitude 7.4 MORO GULF, MINDANAO, PHILIPPINES July 23, 2010
# Magnitude 7.6 MORO GULF, MINDANAO, PHILIPPINES July 23, 2010
# Magnitude 7.3 MORO GULF, MINDANAO, PHILIPPINES July 23, 2010
# Magnitude 7.3 NEW BRITAIN REGION, PAPUA NEW GUINEA July 18, 2010
# Magnitude 6.9 NEW BRITAIN REGION, PAPUA NEW GUINEA July 18, 2010
# Magnitude 6.6 FOX ISLANDS, ALEUTIAN ISLANDS, ALASKA July 18, 2010
# Magnitude 3.4 POTOMAC-SHENANDOAH REGION July 16, 2010
# Magnitude 6.5 BIO-BIO, CHILE July 14, 2010
# Magnitude 5.4 SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA July 07, 2010
# Magnitude 6.2 OAXACA, MEXICO June 30, 2010
# Magnitude 6.7 SOLOMON ISLANDS June 26, 2010
# Magnitude 5.0 ONTARIO-QUEBEC BORDER REGION, CANADA June 23, 2010
# Magnitude 7.0 NEAR THE NORTH COAST OF PAPUA, INDONESIA June 16, 2010
# Magnitude 5.7 SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA June 15, 2010
# Magnitude 7.5 NICOBAR ISLANDS, INDIA REGION June 12, 2010
# Magnitude 7.1 VANUATU May 27, 2010
# Magnitude 5.8 PUERTO RICO May 16, 2010
# Magnitude 7.2 NORTHERN SUMATRA, INDONESIA May 09, 2010
# Magnitude 6.5 SOUTHEAST OF TAIWAN April 26, 2010
# Magnitude 4.9 UTAH April 15, 2010
# Magnitude 6.9 SOUTHERN QINGHAI, CHINA April 13, 2010
# Magnitude 6.3 SPAIN April 11, 2010
# Magnitude 6.8 SOLOMON ISLANDS April 11, 2010
# Magnitude 7.8 NORTHERN SUMATRA, INDONESIA April 06, 2010
# Magnitude 7.2 BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO April 04, 2010
# Magnitude 4.4 GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA, CALIFORNIA March 16, 2010
# Magnitude 6.7 OFFSHORE BIO-BIO, CHILE March 16, 2010
# Magnitude 6.5 NEAR THE EAST COAST OF HONSHU, JAPAN March 14, 2010
# HIGGINS, CHILE March 11, 2010
# Magnitude 6.1 EASTERN TURKEY March 08, 2010
# Magnitude 6.8 SOUTHERN SUMATRA, INDONESIA March 05, 2010
# Magnitude 6.6 OFFSHORE BIO-BIO, CHILE March 05, 2010
# Magnitude 8.8 OFFSHORE MAULE, CHILE February 27, 2010
# Magnitude 7.0 RYUKYU ISLANDS, JAPAN February 26, 2010
# Magnitude 6.9 CHINA-RUSSIA-NORTH KOREA BORDER REGION February 18, 2010
# Magnitude 3.8 ILLINOIS February 10, 2010
# Magnitude 5.9 OFFSHORE NORTHERN CALIFORNIA February 04, 2010
# Magnitude 6.2 BOUGAINVILLE REGION, PAPUA NEW GUINEA February 01, 2010
# Magnitude 5.9 HAITI REGION January 20, 2010
# Magnitude 4.0 OKLAHOMA January 15, 2010
# Magnitude 7.0 HAITI REGION January 12, 2010
# Magnitude 6.5 OFFSHORE NORTHERN CALIFORNIA January 10, 2010
# Magnitude 4.1 SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA, CALIFORNIA January 07, 2010
# Magnitude 6.8 SOLOMON ISLANDS January 05, 2010
# Magnitude 7.1 SOLOMON ISLANDS January 03, 2010
# Magnitude 6.6 SOLOMON ISLANDS January 03, 2010
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